Arby's: If I Was About To Be

Everybody Loves Dogs. They're The Pizza Of The Animal Kingdom.

And That Brings Us To Tonight's Word: Truthiness. Now I'm Sure Some Of The Word-police, The 'wordanistas' Over At Websters, Are Gonna Say, 'hey, That's Not A Word!' Well, Anybody Who Knows Me Knows That I Am No Fan Of Dictionaries Or Reference Books. They're Elitist. Constantly Telling Us What Is Or Isn't True, What Did Or Didn't Happen.

Football Is American; Why Are The Romans Numering Our Bowls?!

I'm Not A Fan Of The Facts. Facts Change; My Opinion Never Does.

You Said In Your Book That At The End Of The Day, Every Politician Is Human. What About During The Day?