Apuleius Married A Rich Widow, Then Wrote

A Life Without Tragedy Would Not Be Worth Living.

Baseball Is A Slow, Sluggish Game, With Frequent And Trivial Interruptions, Offering The Spectator Many Opportunities To Reflect At Leisure Upon The Situation On The Field: This Is What A Fan Loves Most About The Game

Saving The World Was Merely A Hobby. My *vocation* Has Been That Of Inspector Of Desert Water Holes.

Among Politicians And Businessmen, *pragmatism* Is The Current Term For 'to Hell With Our Children.'

There Has Never Yet Been A Human Society Worthy Of The Name Of Civilization. Civilization Remains A Remote Ideal.