Apuleius Married A Rich Widow, Then Wrote

My Cousin Elroy Spent Seven Years As An Ibm Taper Staring At Think Signs On The Walls Before He Finally Got A Good Idea: He Quit.

A Mother's Sorrow Is More True, Honorable, And Beautiful Than The Detachment Of The Sage.

As Between The Skulking And Furtive Poacher, Who Hunts For The Sake Of Meat, And The Honest Gentleman Shooter, Who Kills For The Pleasure Of Sport, I Find The Former A Higher Type Of Humanity.

Growth For The Sake Of Growth Is The Ideology Of The Cancer Cell.

A Leader Leads From In Front, By The Power Of Example. A Ruler Pushes From Behind, By Means Of The Club, The Whip, The Power Of Fear.