Apuleius Married A Rich Widow, Then Wrote

How Strange And Wonderful Is Our Home, Our Earth, With Its Swirling Vaporous Atmosphere, Its Flowing And Frozen Liquids, Its Trembling Plants, Its Creeping, Crawling, Climbing Creatures, The Croaking Things With Wings That Hang On Rocks And Soar Through The Fog, The Furry Grass, The Scaly Seas.

Jesus Don't Walk On Water No More; His Feet Leak.

I Must Confess That I Know Nothing Whatsoever About True Underlying Reality, Never Having Met Any.

You Cannot Reshape Human Nature Without Mutilating Human Beings.

Generally Speaking, It's A Matter Of Only Mild Intellectual Interest To Me Whether The Earth Goes Around The Sun Or The Sun Goes Around The Earth. In Fact, I Don't Care A Rat's Ass Either Way.