April Fool, N. The March Fool With

Birth: The First And Direst Of All Disasters.

Convictions Are Variable; To Be Always Consistent Is To Be Sometimes Dishonest.

Kiss. N. A Word Invented By The Poets As A Rhyme For "bliss".

Rear, N. In American Military Matters, That Exposed Part Of The Army That Is Nearest To Congress.

Diaphragm, N. A Muscular Partition Separating Disorders Of The Chest From Disorders Of The Bowels.