Apparently Wizards Poke Their Noses In Everywhere!

Don’t Put Your Wand There, Boy! ... Better Wizards Than You Have Lost Buttocks, You Know!

Let My Girls Be Hermiones, Rather Than Pansy Parkinsons.

Anyway, Members Of The Inquisitorial Squad Do Have The Power To Dock Points So, Granger, I'll Have Five From You For Being Rude About Our New Headmistress. Macmillan, Five For Contradicting Me. Five Because I Don't Like You, Potter. Weasley, Your Shirt's Untucked, So I'll Have Another Five For That. Oh Yeah, I Forgot, You're A Mudblood, Granger, So Ten Off For That.

We Can't Choose Our Fate, But We Can Choose Others. Be Careful In Knowing That.

Mr. And Mrs. Dursley, Of Number Four, Privet Drive, Were Proud To Say That They Were Perfectly Normal, Thank You Very Much. They Were The Last People You'd Expect To Be Involved In Anything Strange Or Mysterious, Because They Just Didn't Hold With Such Nonsense.