Aphorisms May Equivocate, But They Must Not

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Undecidability Is A Useful Category Even In Dealing With Restaurant Menus.

I Resist Change Even As I Call For It.

Fulfillment Is Often More Trouble Than It Is Worth.

Sorrow Also Fulfills Desire. Example: The Soaps.