Anytime You Do Something From The Heart,

When They Say You're The Best, I Always Remember That The Majority Of The Audience Probably Thinks Someone Else Should Have Gotten The Award.

I Can Fall In And Out Of Love, Have Marriages That Barely Last A Month. When They Go Down The Drain, I'll Blame It On The Fame.

There Ain't A Woman In The World That Wants To Hear The Word Yes When She Asks If You Think That She Looks Chubby In That Dress. And If She Cooks All Day You Better Eat It With A Smile; It Doesn't Matter If It Tastes Just Like Bad Gravy On A Goodyear Tire.

Rock Band Never Got Anybody A Date. Never.

Albert Lee And I Have Become Real Close Friends, And He Comes Out Anytime I'm In The L.a. Area, And He'll Sit In For The Whole Show ! ... We've Got A Habit Of Doing That ... In Austin Redd Volkaert Does The Same Thing ... It's Fun ... I Love To Make It A Guitar Thing And The Audience Doesn't Know Any Different - They Think He's Some New Band Member They Don't Know. They Don't Realize Albert's The Reason We All Play Teles!.