Anything You Write, Even If You Have

When I Was A Fireman I Was In A Lot Of Burning Buildings. It Was A Great Job, The Only Job I Ever Had That Compares With The Thrill Of Acting.

I Think All Comics Borrow From Each Other. Only A Few Have An Original Voice, And I Wasn't One Of Them. In The End, I Couldn't Figure Out Who To Steal From, So I Stopped Doing It.

What Was Frustrating About Armageddon Was The Time I Spent Not Doing Anything. It Was A Big Special Effects Film, And I Wasn't Crazy About Pretending I Was In Outer Space. It Feels Ridiculous.

Every Day's An Adventure When I Step Out Of My Door. That's Why I Usually Wear A Hat And Keep My Head Low.

By Nature, I Think I Am A Pretty Private Person, And That Is What Is Hard Even Doing Interviews For Films That I Really Love Doing, Because In Some Ways, It Diminishes The Experience That I Had.