Anything You Can Suck At Should Make

The Two Best Things You Can Do For A Person Is Have Sex Or Make Them Laugh.

The Government Hates Rap. That's Why They Don't Arrest Anybody That Kills Rappers! Only The Good Ones Are Dead, Man! Only The Good Ones: Biggie Dead, Tupac Dead, Vanilla Ice Still Alive! They Don't Fill Out A Police Report. They Don't Even Have A Chalk Line When It's A Dead Rapper, They Just Take A Piss Around The Body.

Not A Harvard-type Education, Just A Not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type Education.

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.

When People Try To Read Between The Lines - Critics, They Have A Job. Their Job Is To Make Something Bigger Than It Is.