Anything I Shouldn't Laugh At Makes Me

I'm Obsessed With Cleanliness For Myself, So I Will Take A Bath Three Times A Day, Sometimes A Steam Twice A Day In Addition To That.

Have I Got A Black Book? Yes, It's Called A Mobile Phone. I Do Get Offers. There Is No Shortage Of People If You Want To Go On Dates - Working In Tv, Living In L.a., It Is There If You Want It.

I Don't Have Sophisticated Tastes. I Have Average Tastes. If You Looked In My Collection Of Dvds, You'd See 'jaws' And 'star Wars.' In The Book Library, You'd See John Grisham And Sidney Sheldon. And If You Look In My Fridge, It's, Like, Children's Food - Chips, Milkshakes, Yogurt.

My Dad Did Teach Me A Very Important Lesson About People When He Explained To Me That Everybody Around You Will Have An Invisible Sign On Their Head, Which Says, "make Me Feel Important."

If I Tape An 11-hour Day, Guess Which Parts End Up On Air. Not The Bits When I'm Pleasant, But The Parts When I'm Obnoxious.