Anyone Who Gives You A Cinnamon Roll

You’re Just Jealous Of Me Because I’m A Tap-dancing Ballerina Fairy Princess Veterinarian!

There Are Some Who Go Through Life With A Shadow Hanging Over Them, Particularly If They Live In A Building Which Has Long Wide Awnings.

Arguing With Somebody Is Never Pleasant, But Sometimes It Is Useful And Necessary To Do So.

This Is Like A Cookie, It Tastes Like A Cookie Having Sex With A Doughnut.

I Do What I Do," I Said, "in Order To Do Something Else.