Anyone Who Does Not Believe In Miracles

As A Child, I Was Taught That It Was Bad Manners To Bring Attention To Yourself, And To Never, Ever Make A Spectacle Of Yourself ... All Of Which I've Earned A Living Doing.

In Holland And Belgium, And Afterwards In England, My Happiest Moments Were In The Country. I've Always Had A Passion For The Outdoors, For Trees, For Birds And Flowers.

This Is What You Do On Your Very First Day In Paris. You Get Yourself, Not A Drizzle, But Some Honest-to-goodness Rain, And You Find Yourself Someone Really Nice And Drive Her Through The Bois De Boulogne In A Taxi. The Rain's Very Important. That's When Paris Smells Its Sweetest. It's The Damp Chestnut Trees.

Cheating On A Good Woman Is Like Choosing Trash Over Treasure.

I Think Sex Is Overrated. I Don't Have Sex Appeal And I Know It. As A Matter Of Fact, I Think I'm Rather Funny Looking. My Teeth Are Funny, For One Thing, And I Have None Of The Attributes Usually Required For A Movie Queen, Including The Shapeliness.