Anyone Not Paranoid In This World Must

I Always Write With My .357 Magnum Handy. Why? Well, You Never Know When God May Try To Interfere.

Roosters: The Cry Of The Male Chicken Is The Most Barbaric Yawp In All Of Nature.

Congress Is Always Willing To Appropriate Money For More And Bigger Paved Roads, Anywhere -- Particularly If They Form Loops.

A Man Is Not Aware Of His Virtues (if Any). Nevertheless, One Hopes That They Exist.

The Feminist Notion That The Whole Of Human History Has Been Nothing But A Vast Intricate Conspiracy By Men To Enslave Their Wives, Mothers, Daughters, And Sisters Presents Us With An Intellectual Neurosis For Which We Do Not Yet Have A Name.