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Your Reality Is Yours. Stop Wasting Time Looking At Someone Else's Reality While Doing Nothing About Yours.

Ask Any Guy If Sex Is Important In A Relationship And The One Who Says No Is Lying. I Just Haven't Met That Guy Yet. When You Meet Him, Let's Get Him In To The Smithsonian - He's That Special And Rare.

You Can Be Happy, Or You Can Be Right. If You Want To Be Part Of A Couple And Win Every Argument, You're In Trouble.

I've Had My Share Of Problems Along The Way. Don't Get Me Wrong, Because There Is No School For This. You Go From A Poor Person To A Rich Person. My Parents Didn't Have No Money; Didn't Tell Me Nothing About Investments.

There's A Lot More To Me Than Just Funny.