Anyone Can Sleep With A Guy In

How Can Smart Women Be So Stupid About Men Sometimes? Lack Of Knowledge. It's What Men Have Kept Secret For So Long.

If I Were An Animal, I'd Probably Be A Bald Eagle, Since I'm Already Bald And I Love To Fish. But I'd Probably Be A Shaky-ass Eagle Because I'm Afraid Of Flying.

I Was Always A Dreamer With High Aspirations, But I Kept Coming Up Short My Whole Life.

My Father Was Married To Mother 'til The Day He Died, For Over 64 Years. He's Why I Kept Trying To Get The Marriage Thing Right. All I Knew Growing Up Was That My Father Was Married To And Loved My Momma, Period. He Worked Hard, Made Some Money, And Put It On The Dresser. She Spent It On The Family, And He Went Out And Earned Some More. He Taught Me The Most About Love.

One Of The Biggest Misconceptions That A Woman Has Is That A Man Has To Accept Her The Way She Is. No, We Don't. I Don't Know Who Told You That. We Like The Bright And Shiny. If You Stop Wearing The Makeup, Stop Putting On Nail Polish, Stop Wearing High Heels, You'll Lose Us.