Anyone Can Negatively Criticize - It Is

Once You Have Heard A Strange Audience Burst Into Laughter At A Film You Directed, You Realize What The Word Joy Is All About.

All Of You Here Have One Hundred Thousand Bad Drawings In You. The Sooner You Get Rid Of Them, The Better It Will Be For Everyone.

Fog And Smog Should Not Be Confused And Are Easily Separated By Color. Fog Is About The Color Of The Insides Of An Old Split Wet Summer Cottage Mattress; Smog Is The Color And Consistency Of A Wet Potato Chip Soaked In A Motorman’s Glove.

The Older I Get, The More Individuality I Find In Animals And The Less I Find In Humans.

If You Want A Midget To Look Like A Baby, Don’t Put A Cigar In His Mouth.