Anybody With A Sense Of Humor Is

If You Could Count The Skeletons In My Closet, Under My Bed And Up Under My Faucet, Then You Would Know I've Completely Lost It. Is He Nuts? No He's Insane!

It's A Trip When People Take Sobriety For Granted. Feeling Trapped In My Addiction And Then Getting Sober - You Appreciate It So Much More, Because I Didn't Know If I Would Ever Know What It's Like To Feel Normal Again, Ever.

My Morals Went When The President Got Oral.

You're Not Going To Say Anything About Me That I'm Not Going To Say About Myself. There's So Many Things That I Think About Myself; If Someone Really Wanted To Get At Me, They Could Say This And This And This. So I'm Going To Say It Before They Can. It's The Best Policy For Me.

I Feel Like A Spoilt Rapper. I Get To Pick And Choose Everything.