Any Tool Is A Weapon If You

Art Is Why I Get Up In The Morning, But My Definition Ends There.

Maybe You Can Keep Me From Never Being Happy, But You're Not Going To Stop Me From Having Fun!

But In The Garden Of Simple, Where All Of Us Are Nameless, You Were Never Anything But Beautiful To Me.

Life Is A Sleazy Stranger, Who Looks Vaguely Familiar; Flirting With A Bimbo Named Disaster At The End Of The Bar.

I Did Not Design This Game; I Did Not Name The Stakes. I Just Happen To Like Apples; And I Am Not Afraid Of Snakes.