Any Jackass Can Kick Down A Barn,

They May Be Just As Intelligent As You Say. But I'd Feel A Helluva Lot Better If Just One Of Them Had Ever Run For Sheriff.

I Will Not Deny That There Are Men In The District Better Qualified Than I To Go To Congress, But Gentlemen, These Men Are Not In The Race.

Poverty Only Tries Men's Souls. It Is Loneliness That Breaks The Heart.

There's No Education In The Second Kick Of A Mule

Let The Other Fellow Get The Headlines. I'll Take The Laws.