Any Jackass Can Kick Down A Barn,

Poverty Only Tries Men's Souls. It Is Loneliness That Breaks The Heart.

You'll Never Get Mixed Up If You Simply Tell The Truth. Then You Don't Have To Remember What You Have Said, And You Never Forget What You Have Said.

Let The Other Fellow Get The Headlines. I'll Take The Laws.

Too Many Critics Mistake The Deliberations Of The Congress For Its Decisions.

They May Be Just As Intelligent As You Say. But I'd Feel A Helluva Lot Better If Just One Of Them Had Ever Run For Sheriff.