Any Day You Wake Up, Maybe You

If You Fell Head First Into A Pigsty, You'd Try To Convince Everybody You Did It On Purpose.

Dance With Her, And She Will Forgive Much. Dance Well, And She Will Forgive Anything.

You Read Too Much And Understand Too Little.

By The Way, I Saved Moiraine. Chew On That As You Try To Decide Which Of The Two Of Us Is Winning." -mat

Waiting Turns Men Into Bears In A Barn, And Women Into Cats In A Sack.