Any Comic Like Myself Owes Everything He

I Don't Really Like Actors. Actors Are Like Terrible Comedians With No Punch Lines. It's All About Them. They Talk About Themselves All The Time. They Bore The Sh - T Out Of You.

Your Body's Really Only Meant To Compete At The Highest Levels Of Combat Sports For A Few Years.

I Had Seen Movies Before That That Had Made Me Laugh, But I Had Never Seen Anything Even Remotely Close To As Funny As Richard Pryor Was, Just Standing There Talking.

Anytime We Go To A New Town I Try To Book A Show. I Literally Know Nothing About The Club.

Have You Ever Talked To Someone, And You're Not Even Really Talking To Them? Actors Are The Worst For That.