Any Asshole Can Write A Tone-row. It

It Would Be Nice To Hear Someone Accidentally Whistle Something Of Mine, Somewhere, Just Once.

Bernstein Has Been Disclosing Musical Secrets That Have Been Well Known For Over 400 Years.

I Believe That From That Earth Emerges A Musical Poetry, Which Is By The Nature Of Its Sources Tonal. I Believe That These Sources Cause To Exist A Phonology Of Music, Which Evolves From The Universal Known As The Harmonic Series.

I Can't Live One Day Without Hearing Music, Playing It , Studying It , Or Thinking About It .

Wine Snobbery, Of Course, Is Part Showmanship, Part Sophistication, Part Knowledge, And Part Bluff