And Then I Wrote My First Autobiography

I Mean, I'm A War Baby, And We Had Rationing, And We Didn't Have Sugar And Sweets, Which Is Very Good For You In Actual Fact. Because When We Had A Piece Of Fruit, We'd Gulp It Down. It Was Just Great.

The Problem With Beauty Is That It's Like Being Born Rich And Getting Poorer.

My Parents Instilled In Me That Life Was Going To Be Very Difficult And That I'd Have To Work For Everything.

It Is Unseemly To Undress On Stage. I Won't Do That.

We Live In A Quick-fix Society Where We Need Instant Gratification For Everything. Too Fat? Get Lipo-sucked. Stringy Hair? Glue On Extensions. Wrinkles And Lines? Head To The Beauty Shop For A Pot Of The Latest Miracle Skin Stuff. It's All A Beautiful £1 Billion Con Foisted Upon Insecure Women By Canny Cosmetic Conglomerates.