And People Are Moody, Dude. You Gotta

"please Stop," I Said. "you're Upsetting The Black Santas."

Dating You Would Be Like A Series Of Unnecessary Root Canals Interspersed With Occasional Makeout Sessions.

Not That Smart. Not That Hot. Not That Nice. Not That Funny. That's Me: I'm Not That.

We Are Greater Than The Sum Of Our Parts.

Some Infinities Are Bigger Than Other Infinities.