And Much Of Madness, And More Of

Believe Me, There Exists No Such Dilemma As That In Which A Gentleman Is Placed When He Is Forced To Reply To A Blackguard.

To Speak Algebraically, Mr. M. Is Execrable, But Mr. G. Is (x + 1)- Ecrable.

Children Are Never Too Tender To Be Whipped. Like Tough Beefsteaks, The More You Beat Them, The More Tender They Become.

If You Are Ever Drowned Or Hung, Be Sure And Make A Note Of Your Sensations.

It Would Be Mockery To Call Such Dreariness Heaven At All.