And I Was Having Too Much Fun

That's Why I Liked Him, I Think. Another Guy Pretending To Be Human, Just Like Me.

I Let It Ring. I Wanted To Breathe For A Few Minutes, And I Could Think Of Nothing That Couldn't Wait. Besides, I Had Paid Almost $50 For An Answering Machine. Let It Earn Its Keep.

What To Wear? I Could Think Of No Guidelines On What We Were Wearing This Season To A Party Forced On You To Celebrate An Unwanted Engagement That Might Turn Into A Violent Confrontation With A Vengeful Maniac. Clearly Brown Shoes Were Out, But Beyond That Nothing Really Seemed De Rigueur.

Feeling - What Authentic Human Fun!

Rectory Always Sounded To Me Like A Place Where You Would Find A Proctologist.