An Ounce Of Breast Milk Is Even

The Truth Lies In Between The 1st And The 40th Drink

I'm The Thing That Fundamentalist Christians Cringe Over.

My Mother Says I Was Two-and-a-half When I Started Playing. My Father Was A Minister, And When He Went To Church In The Morning, She Would Put On Fats Waller, Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole And Cole Porter Records. I'd Crawl Up On The Piano Stool, Sit On A Phone Book And Play.

Boys Are Cute, But Food Is Cuter

I'm Too Wacky For Most Weirdos. Who Am I To Judge?