An Original Sentence, A Step Forward, Is

The Civilized Man Has Built A Coach, But Has Lost The Use Of His Feet.

The Aristocrat Is The Democrat Ripe, And Gone To Seed.

I Knew A Witty Physician Who Found Theology In The Biliary Duct, And Used To Affirm That If There Was A Disease In The Liver, The Man Became A Calvinist, And If That Organ Was Sound, He Became A Unitarian.

The Etymologist Finds The Deadest Word To Have Been Once A Brilliant Picture.

There Is A Certain Satisfaction In Coming Down To The Lowest Ground Of Politics, For We Get Rid Of Cant And Hypocrisy.