An Optimist Sees The Doughnut; The Pessimist

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.

Some Succeeded Because They Are Destined To, But He Succeeded Because He Was Determined To.

Experience Is Like A Comb That Life Gives You When You Are Bald.

After Marriage, The Other Man's Wife Looks More Beautiful.

Anybody Can Pilot A Ship When The Sea Is Calm.