An Old Man Drinks Tea And Reads

Logic And Fact Keep Interfering With The Easy Flow Of Conversation.

As A Comforter, Philosophy Cannot Compete With A Good Dinner.

The Avant-garde Is Now Stranded In The Past.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

Until I Am Ready To Lose Weight, I Cannot See How Fat I Am.