An Improper Mind Is A Perpetual Feast.

The World Is Not Unkind, And Reprobates Are Worse Than Their Reputations.

Whiskey Has Killed More Men Than Bullets, But Most Men Would Rather Be Full Of Whiskey Than Bullets.

How It Infuriates A Bigot, When He Is Forced To Drag Out His Dark Convictions!

People Say That Life Is The Thing, But I Prefer Reading.

The Indefatigable Pursuit Of An Unattainable Perfection -even Though Nothing More Than The Pounding Of An Old Piano -is What Alone Gives A Meaning To Our Life On This Unavailing Star.