An Election Is A Moral Horror, As

Geniuses Are Horrid, Intolerant, Easily Offended, Sleeplessly Self-conscious Men, Who Expect Their Wives To Be Angels With No Further Business In Life Than To Pet And Worship Their Husbands. Even At The Best They Are Not Comfortable Men To Live With; And A Perfect Husband Is One Who Is Perfectly Comfortable To Live With.

If There Is Anything I Hate In A Woman, It's Want Of Character.

Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke In The World.

What Is Virtue But The Trade Unionism Of The Married?

Nothing Is Ever Done In This World Until Men Are Prepared To Kill One Another If It Is Not Done.