An Editor Should Have A Pimp For

Sometimes I Think My Writing Sounds Like I Walked Out Of The Room And Left The Typewriter Running.

A Book Is Never Finished; It's Abandoned.

If They Haven't Heard It Before It's Original.

Writing Is Easy. All You Do Is Stare At A Blank Sheet Of Paper Until Drops Of Blood Form On Your Forehead.

Men Are Not Against You, They Are Merely For Themselves.