An Artist Usually Has No Friends Except

A Woman Ought To Look Up To Her Husband, If Only A Half-inch.

We Often Pray To Be Better, When In Truth We Only Want To Feel Better.

Good Food, Good Sex, Good Digestion, Good Sleep: To These Basic Animal Pleasures, Man Has Added Nothing But The Good Cigarette.

Spring, Summer, And Fall Fill Us With Hope; Winter Alone Reminds Us Of The Human Condition.

Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.