An Agent Won't Help You Get Drafted

The Problem With Having A Sense Of Humor Is Often That People You Use It On Aren't In A Very Good Mood.

I Have No Desire At All To Become The Winningest Coach At Notre Dame. The Record Belongs To Knute Rockne Or Some Other Coach In The Future.

Don't Ever Ask A Player To Do Something He Doesn't Have The Ability To Do. He'll Just Question Your Ability As A Coach, Not His As An Athlete.

I Don't Drink Water, Haven't Drank Water In 40 Years.

A Player Has No Use For An Agent. None.