American Radio Is The Reverse Of The

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

When People Say England, They Sometimes Mean Great Britain, Sometimes The United Kingdom, Sometimes The British Isles, - But Never England.

A Great Deal Of The Pupils Time Was Spent Going Through, Once Again, The History Of The Communist (bolshevik) Party Of The Soviet Union. He Had Learnt It At Elementary School; At Secondary School; At His Sports Club; At The Komsomol; At The University; At A Folk Dancing Course; At The Chess-club.

The English Take Everything With An Exquisite Sense Of Humour. They Are Only Offended If You Tell Them That They Have No Sense Of Humour.

The Country Has Always Been Governed By A Coalition But Today It Is Governed By A So-called Grand Coalition Which Is A More Polite Word For All And Sundry.