America Needs Obamacare Like Nancy Pelosi Needs

If God Doesn't Destroy Hollywood Boulevard, He Owes Sodom And Gomorrah An Apology.

The Democrats Say That President Bush Doesn't Have An Exit Strategy For Iraq. Of Course He Does. If Things Don't Go Well, He Exits In November.

Barack Obama's Mother-in-law Might Be Moving Into The White House With Him. Joe Biden Was Right. Hostile Forces Will Test Him In The First Few Months.

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It's Always Bad News When You Kill Your Date