Always Watch The Hands. The Hands Will

My Goal On My Bucket List Is To Write A Romantic Comedy Movie.

I Started Doing Cartoons When I Was About 21. I Never Thought I Would Be A Cartoonist. It Happened Behind My Back. I Was Always A Painter And Drawer.

He's Picked Clean! Eaten By Cats!

I Listen Like Mad To Any Conversation Taking Place Next To Me Just Trying To Hear Why This Is Funny. Women's Restrooms Are Especially Great. I Wash My Hands Twice Waiting For People To Come In And Start Talking.

I Do Dumb Stuff, Like Playing My Favorite Dumb Barry White Song And Lip-synching Into The Mirror So It Looks Like His Voice Is Coming Out Of My Mouth.