Alone, Adj. In Bad Company.

Politician, N. An Eel In The Fundamental Mud Upon Which The Superstructure Of Organized Society Is Reared. When He Wriggles, He Mistakes The Agitation Of His Tail For The Trembling Of The Edifice.

Debt, N. An Ingenious Substitute For The Chain And Whip Of The Slavedriver.

Immortality: A Toy Which People Cry For, And On Their Knees Apply For, Dispute, Contend And Lie For, And If Allowed Would Be Right Proud Eternally To Die For.

Abstainer: A Weak Person Who Yields To The Temptation Of Denying Himself A Pleasure.

The Most Intolerant Advocate Is He Who Is Trying To Convince Himself.