Almost Starve, But I Don’t Starve Because

I'd Much Rather Eat Pasta And Drink Wine Than Be A Size 0.

I'm A Giraffe. I Even Walk Like A Giraffe With A Long Neck And Legs. It's A Pretty Dumb Animal, Mind You.

I Was Blessed With A Sense Of My Own Destiny. I Have Never Sold Myself Short. I Have Never Judged Myself By Other People's Standards. I Have Always Expected A Great Deal Of Myself, And If I Fail, I Fail Myself. So Failure Or Reversal Does Not Bring Out Resentment In Me Because I Cannot Blame Others For Any Misfortune That Befalls Me.

My Mother Was So Beautiful, She Really Was A A Wonderful Person. Always Walking Like A Queen. Like She Owned The World. Maybe I Took Something From Her.

The Eyes Of A Woman Who Never Cried Can Not Be Beautiful.