Almost No One Sings Like Elvis Presley

People Underestimate Me, But I've Always Been A Stretch Runner.

I'm Not A Lawyer, And Maybe I Should Have Used More Specific Legal Language.

If Anybody Ever Dares To Compare Bob Dole To Clinton, Then They're Comparing A Criminal To An Honest Man.

What Is Qualified? What Have I Been Qualified For In My Life? I Haven't Been Qualified To Be A Mayor. I'm Not Qualified To Be A Songwriter. I'm Not Qualified To Be A Tv Producer. I'm Not Qualified To Be A Successful Businessman. And So, I Don't Know What Qualified Means.

With All Due Respect To Lawyers, It's Wonderful That You Have This Intricate Knowledge. You Break Down Words To The Nth Degree. And Sometimes I Find It Rather Disgusting. And It Goes On And On.