All You Need Is A Bad Angle

My Dad Was Very Fun And Very Adventurous, And From A Formative Age I Learned To Value Men Who Would Do Things On A Whim.

I Am A Very Open Person, And I'm Always Nervous Of Being Misconstrued. Sitting In The Middle Of A Restaurant Makes Me Nervous. I Feel Like I'm Being Judged. And It's Funny That I Should Feel That Way.

The Fidelity Question Is Difficult For Me. Society Has Made Us Believe We're Supposed To Be Monogamous When We're Not Killer Whales, Or Whatever The Monogamous Species Is.

I'd Like To Open An Animal Orphanage In Kenya. I Do A Lot Of Work For Born Free.

All You Need Is A Bad Angle And Suddenly Youre 30 Pounds Overweight.