All Writers Steal From Their Own Lives.

But To Me, The Most Important Page In My Daughter's Book Is The Last One - Because It's Blank. It Says, "your Hero's Photo Here," And, "your Hero's Story Here."

...can I Tell You Something...? I Don't Think You're In Love With The Past. I Think You're Scared Of The Future.

Here's What I Love: I Love Sitting At My Desk, Staring At The Blank Screen, And Beginning That Conversation With My Imaginary Friends.

She Dumped Me For The Worst Reason Of All. For Absolutely No Reason At All...i Mean, If She Fell In Love With Someone Else, Or I Did Something Wrong, Or I Let Her Down In Some Unforgivable Way...that, I'd Understand, Right? But Instead, She Said...it Wasn't Anything. Not A Single Thing. It Was Just Me. I Was Nice. I Was Kind. We Just...she Didn't See The Connection Anymore. I Think She Thought I Was Boring. And The Cruelest Part Is, When Someone Says Something Mean About You, You Know When They're Right.

We Make A Great Bad Guy, And They All Say They Hate Us. But At The End Of Every Day, People Want To Trust Us. Because We're Their Government. And People Trust Their Government.