All Writers Are Vampires.

Putting Somebody Else's Pants On And Pretending To Be Somebody Else Is Occasionally, As You Grow Older, Horrifying.

I've Been Very Lucky, Considering What I Look Like And What I Do.

I Just Think Its The Changes That Age Brings. You Slow Down A Little Bit ... The Writers Are Smart Enough To Write All Those Changes That Life Gives You.

All Writers Are Vampires.

I Love Doing Theaters, Cracking People Up, Hearing Them Physically Roll In The Aisles. But We Need To Get Serious. These Are Serious Times. No Joke. No Joke.