All This Health And Safety Talk Is

Racing Cars Which Have Been Converted For Road Use Never Really Work. It's Like Making A Hard Core Adult Film, And Then Editing It So That It Can Be Shown In British Hotels. You'd Just End Up With A Sort Of Half Hour Close Up Of Some Bloke's Sweaty Face.

Why Is The Forecast So Bland? Why Instead Of 'stormy' Don't They Just Say The Sea's 'a Frothing Maelstrom Of Terror And Hopelessness'?

This Is Perfect For India Because Everyone Who Comes Here Gets The Trots.

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.

I’d Like To Consider Ferrari As A Scaled Down Version Of God.