All Talking Is Good, Negative And Positive.

Here's How My Brain Works: It's Stupidity, Followed By Self-hatred, And Then Further Analysis.

When Your Kid Is Being Selfish Or Greedy And You Want To Help Them Not Be That Way, You Have To Find A Way To Articulate It And Inspire Them.

I've Always Got The Road. Stand-up Makes You So Autonomous And Self-sufficient That It Really Helps With That Part Of Show Business.

If You're A Woman And A Guy's Ever Said Anything Romantic To You, He Just Left Off The Second Part That Would Have Made You Sick If You Could Have Heard It.

When A Person Tells You That You Hurt Them, You Don't Get To Decide That You Didn't.