All Parties Are Good.

I Know How To Be Sour. I Know That Taste.

If Google Doesn't Know The Answer, Then It's Not A Question

You Have To Hope That [good Things] Happen To You. [...] That's The Only Thing We Really, Surely Have, Is Hope. You Hope That You Can Be Alive, That Things Will Happen To You That You'll Actually Witness, That You'll Participate In. Rather Than Life Just Rolling Over You, And You Wake Up And It's Thursday, And What Happened To Monday? Whatever The Best Part Of My Life Has Been, Has Been As A Result Of That Remembering.

Alcohol Is Really Just The Liquid Version Of Photoshop.

I'm Just An Obnoxious Guy Who Can Make It Appear Charming, That's What They Pay Me To Do.