All Parties Are Good.

You’ll Never Be Good If You Don’t Know That You Are.

When You See Grown Men Near To Tears Because They've Missed Hitting A Little White Ball Into A Hole From Three Feet, It Makes You Laugh.

I'm Not An Alcoholic, I Only Drink Two Times A Year. When It's My Birthday, And When It's Not My Birthday.

Grab This Day By The Neck And Kiss It.

It’s Fun To Watch Someone Like John Goodman, And Yet It Takes Work. People Say ‘he’s Not Acting, He’s Being Himself.’ Well It’s Hard To Be Yourself, It’s The Hardest Job There Is.