All My Romantic Stories Are A Scrambled

I Remember Once Acting Really Cool On A Bus With This Girl Named Stephanie. When I Got Home, I Realized That I Had A Really Big Zit On My Forehead. If You Have Acne Problems, You Really Shouldn't Be Acting Like Don Juan.

It's Like Those High-school Yearbook Photos That Everyone Would Rather Not See: Oh My God, Look At That Mullet Hair. I Have Those Photos Too, But For Me, They're, Like, Entire Movies. And They Show Them On Cable.

But, You Know, I'm Sorry, I Think Democracy Requires Participation. I Mean, I Don't Want To Proselytize But I Do Feel Some Sort Of Duty To Participate In The Process In Some Way Other Than Just Blindly Getting Behind A Political Party.

I Was Only In One Of The John Hughes Films, And I Never Saw The Other Ones. I Didn't Understand Them. I Kept Hearing A Really Hip 40-year-old Person Talking In Teenagers' Mouths.

I Think It's Very Improtant And Healthy To Tell Differnt Stories Than The Corporatist Narratives We Are Being Asked To Swallow Hook, Line And Sinker.