All My Enemies Are Self-appointed.

Make Money, Lose Money - Who Cares? The Idea Is To Enjoy It.

The Less Respect An Older Person Deserves The More Certain He Is To Demand It From Anyone Younger.

The Ten Commandments Are For Lame Brains. The First Five Are Solely For The Benefit Of The Priests And The Powers That Be; The Second Five Are Half Truths, Neither Complete Nor Adequate.

Long Human Words (the Longer The Better) Were Easy, Unmistakable, And Rarely Changed Their Meanings . . . But Short Words Were Slippery, Unpredictable, Changing Their Meanings Without Any Pattern.

Working Because You Want To Is The Best Sort Of Play.