All Marriages Are Happy, It's Living Together

Pity The Poor Millionaire. He'll Never Know The Thrill Of Paying That Final Installment.

Church Is Not A Museum For Saints, But Rather A Hospital For Sinners.

We Need Not Fear Life, Because God Is The Ruler Of All And We Need Not Fear Death, Because He Shares Immortality With Us.

If You Want Your Children To Listen, Try Talking Softly - To Someone Else.

Blessed Are They Who Hold Lively Conversations With The Helplessly Mute, For They Shall Be Called Dentists.