All Marriages Are Happy, It's Living Together

Television Has Proved That People Will Look At Anything Rather Than Each Other.

No Person Ever Died By Drowning In Their Own Sweat.

A Happy Marriage Has The Tranquility Of A Lovely Sunset.

Anyone Who Believes The Competitive Spirit In America Is Dead Has Never Been In A Supermarket When The Cashier Opens Another Check-out Line.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.