All Marriages Are Happy, It's Living Together

Class Is Considerate Of Others. It Knows That Good Manners Is Nothing More Than A Series Of Petty Sacrifices.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

If You Want To Catch Trout, Don't Fish In A Herring Barrel.

No One Has The Right To Destroy Another Person's Belief By Demanding Empirical Evidence.

Hanging Onto Resentment Is Letting Someone You Despise Live Rent-free In Your Head.