All Literature Is Gossip.

I Hated Hemingway. I Liked Faulkner But He Was A Bore.

When I'm Writing, I Never Write More Than Four Hours A Day.

Well, I'm About As Tall As A Shotgun, And Just As Noisy.

I'm Sure Proust Was A Big Bore.

I Think To Be A Good Teacher You Need An Enormous Amount Of Patience And I'm A Very Impatient Person.