All I Want To Do, Ever, Is

You Can Only Get Good At Chess If You Love The Game

Chess And Me, It's Hard To Take Them Apart. It's Like My Alter Ego.

My Opponents Make Good Moves Too. Sometimes I Don't Take These Things Into Consideration

Yeah, There Are Too Many Jews In Chess. They Seem To Have Taken Away The Class Of The Game. They Don't Seem To Dress So Nicely, You Know. That's What I Don't Like.

I Add Status To Any Tournament I Attend.